Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
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Trump Boasts That International Criminal Court in The Hague Has Invited Him to Receive Award
βThey said it was in response to things Iβve done as president,β Trump told reporters.Andy Borowitz (The Borowitz Report)
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Yeah, I can appreciate the collective stupidity that got you there, and I'm afraid we're gonna have to deal with the same over here... Sooner than later...
But dammit, it wouldn't have been that hard to avoid... π£
Trump Falls For Satire From Site Called βThe Dunning Kruger Timesβ
Over the weekend, the President of the United States fell for obvious satire from a website literally called βThe Dunning Kruger Times.β Donald Trumpβa man with access to the best, mostβ¦Techdirt
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The image is a dark-colored graphic with white text overlaid. The text is arranged as a question and then an affirmation. The top line reads βAm I embarrassedβ. The second line reads βTrump isβ. The third line reads βPresident of the United States?β The bottom line reads βI am embarrassedβ. The final line reads βTrump is a RESIDENT of the United States.β There is a small graphic in the bottom left corner with the words βCALL TO ACTIVISMβ in white text, with an arrow pointing to the right. A small, stylized graphic of a person is visible in the bottom right corner.
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A black and white cartoon depicts a person in a suit kneeling and appearing to pour money from a top hat onto the ground. Standing nearby is another person facing away, holding a cardboard sign that reads βCANβT AFFORD GROCERIES.β A third figure is partially visible in the background, partially hidden by a tree. Above the kneeling figure is a speech bubble stating βTHANKS. I NEED A $200 MILLION BALLROOM.β The art style is somewhat rough with noticeable linework and shading.
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The image shows a group of people on a body of water, likely a lake or bay, with several boats visible. In the foreground, a person is standing on the back of a boat, giving a salute with their right hand. The person is wearing a black t-shirt, blue shorts, and a red hat, and there is a swastika armband visible on their left arm. Two flags are prominently displayed: one with the text βTrumpβ and another that is an inverted and mirrored version of the same text. The flags are red, white, and blue. In the background, there are other boats and people, with some of them holding up similar flags.
The text at the top of the image reads: "I'm not saying Donald Trump is a Nazi. But America's Nazis believe he is."
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Gavin Newsom Uses Hegseth's 'No Fat Troops' Decree To Mock Trump | HuffPost Latest News
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Gavin Newsom Uses Hegseth's 'No Fat Troops' Decree To Mock Trump
After Pete Hegseth declared a desire to rid the military of "fat troops," the California governor did some fat-shaming of his own.David Moye (HuffPost)
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The image contains three tweets from different users, each addressing a controversial topic related to a fishing incident. The first tweet by Michael Paarlberg ([@]MPaarberg) discusses the Trump administration's actions, mentioning a woman who identified her husband as a fisherman with four children who never returned after leaving for work. The second tweet by Mehdi Hasan ([@]mehdirhasan) questions JD Vance about making jokes about the incident, suggesting the administration may have been involved. The third tweet by MeidasTouch ([@]MeidasTouch) criticizes the United States for allegedly murdering an innocent fisherman, a husband and father of four, and making jokes about it. Each tweet is accompanied by a profile picture and a Twitter handle, with the third tweet featuring a warning symbol.
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The image is a screenshot of a Twitter post by the account "KnowNothingTV" with the handle "[@]KnowNothingTV." The post lists several phrases associated with different years from 2015 to 2020, each representing controversial statements or policies. The phrases are: "2015: MUSLIM BAN," "2016: LOCK HER UP," "2017: JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US," "2018: SHITHOLE COUNTRIES," "2019: SEND HER BACK," and "2020: CHINESE VIRUS." Below this list, there is a screenshot of an article from The Atlantic with the headline "βWeβre All Tired of Being Called Bigotsβ" and a subheading that reads, "Trump was misunderstood and maligned by an arrogant and biased news media, his supporters say, and many of them feel misunderstood and maligned as well." The article features a photo of a crowd at a rally, with one person holding a white T-shirt that says "TRUMP & Republicans Are Not Racist." The image is timestamped "12:59 PM Β· Sep 27, 2021 Β· Twitter Web App."
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The image features a man in a dark suit, white shirt, and dark tie, with his hair combed back. The background is plain and light-colored. The text in the image reads: "Trump is not a Republican or a Democrat. Heβs an βinvasive speciesβ" in bold black letters, with "GAVIN NEWSOM" in large white letters at the bottom. The text is positioned to the left of the man's torso. The overall composition is simple, with the man's attire and the text being the main elements.
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Trump, Epstein Hold Hands In Statue On National Mall | HuffPost Latest News
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Trump, Epstein Hold Hands In Statue Send-Up
Donald Trump may keep trying to downplay his connection to Jeffrey Epstein, but some people arenβt ready to let it go.Brandi Buchman (HuffPost)
The image features a black background with bold yellow and red text. At the top, the phrase "JUST IN CASE YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK." is prominently displayed in yellow. Below, a list of bullet points in yellow text outlines various economic impacts attributed to a specific individual's actions. The bullet points include:
- South Korea pulling billions in investments after an ICE raid on their GA Hyundai plant.
- Qatar pulling a $1.5 trillion investment in the U.S. after Trump collaborated with Israel to bomb Palestinian negotiators in Qatar.
- Denmark rejecting U.S. Patriot missiles in favor of French-Italian made SAMP-T weapons system, costing the U.S. $9.1 billion.
- China purchasing $0 of U.S. soy beans this year, putting farmers across the country on the brink of bankruptcy, last year China purchased $13.2 billion worth of U.S. soy beans, 54% of all U.S. soy bean exports.
- Trump's 25% tariffs on auto parts and 50% tariffs on steel & aluminum costing Ford $800 million in the 2nd quarter, wiping out all of their profits.
At the bottom, a red text statement reads: "TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING, HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GREATEST ECONOMIC TURNOVER IN AMERICAN HISTORY, IT'S JUST IN THE WRONG DIRECTION."
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Trump Says Free Speech Is 'Really Illegal' When It's Too Negative About Him | HuffPost Latest News
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Trump Says Free Speech Is 'Really Illegal' When It's Too Negative About Him
The president seemingly defended targeting coverage he deemed "bad" after ABC suspended Jimmy Kimmel's show.Ben Blanchet (HuffPost)
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The image shows a ceremonial procession featuring a horse-drawn carriage with ornate gold detailing and red wheels, being pulled by white horses. The carriage is accompanied by mounted guards in red uniforms with gold accents, riding white horses. The scene takes place in a park-like setting with greenery and a paved path. In the background, there are uniformed personnel and a white van, suggesting a formal event. The text overlay reads: "As a Brit, I'm finding Donald Trump's visit hilarious - they've given him a little trundle around the grounds of Windsor in a fancy carriage, as they can't take him out in public without him being utterly humiliated by protesters. Makes you proud to be British!! ππ¬π§"
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The image is a political cartoon featuring two caricatures of birds with human-like faces, each with exaggerated features. On the left, a bird with a large, curved beak and blonde hair is shouting "STOP COPYING ME!" The bird has a white body and brown wings, resembling a toucan. On the right, a bird with a similarly large beak and gray hair is also shouting "STOP COPYING ME!" This bird has a red body with blue and yellow wings, labeled "NEWSOM." Both birds are depicted with their beaks open, and the bird on the right has a smirk. The cartoon is titled "AFTER SPEED BUMP COMIC" and is signed by Dave Whamond, with the copyright notice for 2025 Cagle Cartoons, Inc. The cartoon humorously depicts a situation where both characters accuse each other of copying, highlighting a common theme of imitation or mimicry in politics.
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The image depicts a cartoon scene set in Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947, referencing the famous UFO incident. In the foreground, two soldiers in military uniforms and helmets are carrying a large, round object with a face, suggesting it is an alien. Behind them, a military jeep is parked, and a crashed UFO is visible in the background, with smoke and debris around it. A small figure resembling Donald Trump, with a Russian flag on its back, is running away from the scene, with the caption, "You fools! It's getting away." The overall tone of the image is humorous and satirical, playing on conspiracy theories surrounding the Roswell incident.
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U.S. Open Orders Broadcasters to Censor Reactions to Trump
Trump was likely invited because he threatened them with punishment if'n they didn't
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U.S. Open Orders Broadcasters to Censor Reactions to Trump
An email obtained by Bounces includes instructions from the U.S. Open on supporting Trump's planned stagecraft during the National Anthem.Ben Rothenberg (Bounces)
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