Tow truck driver who hauled away an ICE SUV found not guilty, to have massive set of balls
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Man accused of towing ICE SUV during LA immigration operation found not guilty
A Los Angeles tow truck driver accused of towing a government SUV during an immigration enforcement operation was found not guilty by a federal jury Friday.Missael Soto, Bill Feather (NBC Southern California)
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the UNIX v4 tape reminded me of this story by Ali Akurgal about Turkish bureaucracy:
Do you know what the unit of software is? A meter! Do you know why? In 1992, we did our first software export at Netaล. We wrote the software, pressed a button, and via the satellite dish on the roof, at the incredible speed of 128 kb/s, we sent it to England. We sent the invoice by postal mail. $2M arrived at the bank. 3-4 months passed, and tax inspectors came. They said, โYou sent an invoice for $2M?โ โYes,โ we said. โThis money has been paid?โ they asked. โYes,โ we said. โBut there is no goods export; this is fictitious export,โ they said! So we took the tax inspectors to R&D and sat them in front of a computer. โWould you press this โEnterโ key?โ we asked. One of them pressed it, then asked, โWhat happened?โ โYou just made a $300k export, and weโll send its invoice too, and that will be paid as well,โ we said. The man felt terrible because he had become an accomplice! Then we explained how software is written, what a satellite connection is, and how much this is worth. They said, โWe understand, but there has to be a physical goods export; thatโs what the regulations require.โ So we said: โLetโs record this software onto tape (there were no CDs back thenโnor cassettes; we used ยฝ-inch tapes) and send that.โ Happy to have found a solution, they said, โOkay, record it and send it.โ The software filled two reels, which were handed to a customs broker, who took them to customs and started the export procedure. The customs officer processed things and at one point asked, โWhere are the trucks?โ The broker said, โThere are no trucksโthis is all there is,โ and pointed to the tape reels on the desk. The customs officer said, โThese two envelopes canโt be worth $2M; I canโt process this.โ We went to court, an expert committee examined whether the two reels were worth $2M. Fortunately, they ruled that they were, and we were saved from the charge of fictitious export. The same broker took the same two reels to the same customs officer, with the court ruling, and restarted the procedure. However, during the process, the unit price, quantity, and total price of the exported goods had to be enteredโas per the regulations. To avoid dragging things out further, they looked at the envelope, saw that it contained tape, estimated how many meters of tape there are on one reel, and concluded that we had exported 1k to 2k meters of software. So the unit of software became the meter.
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@dancer_storm it's from an interview in Turkish with Ali Akurgal, though I cannot find exactly when and where it was published. I am attaching the newspaper clipping to this toot. I translated it to English (with the help of ChatGPT) so that I could post here.
the story was also featured quite often in Turkish media and social media. here are some links with the same story:
web.archive.org/web/2012031721โฆ
eksisozluk.com/metreyle-yaziliโฆ
haberturk.com/yazarlar/fatih-aโฆ
someone else at the same company telling the same story for a documentary: youtube.com/watch?v=UPrOCb0rmvโฆ
2 bin metre yazฤฑlฤฑm
Dรผn Peak'i yoktan var edip Zynga'ya 1,8 milyar dolara satan beyinleri kutlayฤฑnca, deฤerli bir okurum geรงmiลten bir anฤฑyฤฑ gรถndermiล.Fatih Altaylฤฑ (Haberturk.com)
I don't do really do boycotts, but being anti-consumer, no company gets much of my money, and when I do have a source choice, while local isn't much of an option here, I certainly will use the best choice possible, and price isn't a driving factor there unless there's a huge difference.
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โHas anyone had a group chat on an iPhone where someone *outside the chat* somehow was able to post in the chat?
Okay, so I am in a group chat with some friends, and we all have iPhones. Last night, my friend got a text from her brother-in-law in the group chatโproblem is, he isn't part of the chat group and never was. Even stranger, I couldn't see the post, only she could. She sent me a screenshot as proof she wasn't wrong.
Anyone have something like this happen? Anyone know *what* happened?
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If you're thinking, "I want to get into photography, but I have no idea what to shoot."
Literally anything. As long as it's interesting. Here's a shot of a few controllers on my desk and a Minecraft coffee cup.
You don't need a lot to make something fun.
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The emperor was sitting in his bed when the assassin came in through the window.
"Welcome, old friend."
"Wait," the assassin wheezed.
The emperor waited for him to catch his breath.
"I'm too old for this," the assassin said at last.
The emperor smiled. "It's been over sixty years since the first time you came to kill me."
"Mm. And a dozen times more. Yet you are still alive. You always were persuasive."
"I hope I still am. I would ask you to do it now."
"What?"
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#TootFic #ShortStory
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"I am dying, with only a few months left. And the pain grows every day." The emperor made a grimace. "You'll finally get paid."
"I won't kill you for money," the assassin said. "Not anymore."
"Would you kill me for the sake of friendship?"
Nobody saw the assassin leave, after.
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Only his clothes, loving world.
dragons donโt live as long as the stories all say, but they do outlast humans by a little bit. there arenโt any humans alive who... โ @hemipenal-system on Tumblr
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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your people.www.tumblr.com
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Time will tell if'n they'll actually do this, but hopefully they will
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If they come through with a one click "we pinky swear it's all off" 'kill switch' then maybe.
It has been a bit of a drag having to look through the settings and about:config to check for new checkboxes to deselect ai tidbits.
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So someone posted their favorite sign over on Mastodon, and I replied with what is my favorite sign, the 'No Straight' sign.
First time I saw this was on a new intersection where one side is a highway ramp, and the other a two-way road, apparently 'Do Not Enter' signs weren't enough, so they put one of these up. Honestly, I'm surprised to know its a standard, Missouri isn't exactly known for sticking to standards, whether its abbreviations like LA for lane, or the non-standard all text signs on the road to my house announcing the road closure ahead and the truck ban on it.
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I took part in a debate at the university, 'AI in academia: embrace or resist?'
Before the debate, a poll was taken, showing that most of attendees were on the "embrace" side; after the debate, most were "resist". I had not expected we could sway the opinion, it made me very happy.
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Video tagged with video, furries stay winning โ @beemovieerotica on Tumblr
Absolutely incredible the things furries can create.
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Volkswagen shelves its electric minibus for the US, but not forever
The ID.Buzz will not be available in the US for the 2026 model year, but Volkswagen said this isnโt the...Peter Johnson (Electrek)
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I wonder what changing "Reduce motion in animations" would also do for you.
I noticed I had my slow mode "checked". (and the above one unchecked)
Beware the Narco Terrorists
This cartoon is by me and Nadine Scholtes. TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has five panels. They show two people, a Black woman wearing a white turtleneck, and a white woman wearing a red MAGA cโฆLefty Cartoons
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โPeople get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.โ
โ Assata Shakur
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Make Pluto a planet again!
Just so we can sow chaos in the astronomy community.
I want to see Eris be a planet. And Haumea.
Make small school children memorize the names of a bunch of Kuiper Belt objects.
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The definition of a planet was already made that it has to clear a majority of its orbit and if you're all in a belt with eachocher that's not cleared
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Well I saw someone give that suggestion in earnest, they said they knew the space agency were going to classify all of the dwarf planets to planets and Pluto would regain planet status "like it should have always been"
The tightened standard came in days after tjat comment
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Snap, Crackle and Pop are dead.
Yup. Police suspect a cereal killer.
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Wondering how long it is before Mastodon is proscribed as a 'terrorist leftist network' by the USA?
What they cannot control, they will try to destroy....
#Mastodon #USPOL #USPOLITICS #SocialMedia #Fascism #AntiFascism
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U.S. Citizen Arrested By ICE: Attorneys | HuffPost Latest News
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ICE Says U.S. Citizenโs Birth Certificate Is Fake After Arresting Her: Attorneys
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales was arrested on Sunday. ICE wonโt release her despite extensive documentation of her citizenship, her attorneys told HuffPost.Matt Shuham (HuffPost)
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White House confirms Trumpโs impromptu visit to Walter Reed hospital was to receive โDementia test of the yearโ award
The White House has confirmed that President Donald Trumpโs rumoured surprise, unannounced visit to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center was not, as โfake news losersโ speculated, for medicโฆNewsThump
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In the US there has been 230 school shooting incidents in 2025. In 2024 There was 336.
In Denmark there has only been one school shooting. Not in 2025 โ one school shooting in the entire history of Denmark.
The US has 121 guns per 100 people. Denmark has just 10.
It is the guns.
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@A_Minion @Wyatt_H_Knott @hexanol
people want simple answers. grand theories of everything that solve all problems
it doesn't exist
all there is is a constant slog to solve problems as you say
and it gets easier after you commit and work at it
but people don't like that
so they don't do any effort at all
they wait for perfect magic "the bad guys were defeated and everyone lived happily ever after"
a fairytale
which many believe with their constant search for perfect ideology
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This is I don't know if you would call it a meme or just a gif
But it's a picture of David Brooks The New York times columnist with the caption that David Brooks was lambasting the Democrats for being overly enthusiastic about releasing the Epstein files, and it turns out that David Brooks is in the Epstein files and he never mentioned his conflict