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This is I don't know if you would call it a meme or just a gif

But it's a picture of David Brooks The New York times columnist with the caption that David Brooks was lambasting the Democrats for being overly enthusiastic about releasing the Epstein files, and it turns out that David Brooks is in the Epstein files and he never mentioned his conflict




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Tow truck driver who hauled away an ICE SUV found not guilty, to have massive set of balls

nbclosangeles.com/news/local/mโ€ฆ

#politics #hero #LosAngeles

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the UNIX v4 tape reminded me of this story by Ali Akurgal about Turkish bureaucracy:

Do you know what the unit of software is? A meter! Do you know why? In 1992, we did our first software export at NetaลŸ. We wrote the software, pressed a button, and via the satellite dish on the roof, at the incredible speed of 128 kb/s, we sent it to England. We sent the invoice by postal mail. $2M arrived at the bank. 3-4 months passed, and tax inspectors came. They said, โ€œYou sent an invoice for $2M?โ€ โ€œYes,โ€ we said. โ€œThis money has been paid?โ€ they asked. โ€œYes,โ€ we said. โ€œBut there is no goods export; this is fictitious export,โ€ they said! So we took the tax inspectors to R&D and sat them in front of a computer. โ€œWould you press this โ€˜Enterโ€™ key?โ€ we asked. One of them pressed it, then asked, โ€œWhat happened?โ€ โ€œYou just made a $300k export, and weโ€™ll send its invoice too, and that will be paid as well,โ€ we said. The man felt terrible because he had become an accomplice! Then we explained how software is written, what a satellite connection is, and how much this is worth. They said, โ€œWe understand, but there has to be a physical goods export; thatโ€™s what the regulations require.โ€ So we said: โ€œLetโ€™s record this software onto tape (there were no CDs back thenโ€”nor cassettes; we used ยฝ-inch tapes) and send that.โ€ Happy to have found a solution, they said, โ€œOkay, record it and send it.โ€ The software filled two reels, which were handed to a customs broker, who took them to customs and started the export procedure. The customs officer processed things and at one point asked, โ€œWhere are the trucks?โ€ The broker said, โ€œThere are no trucksโ€”this is all there is,โ€ and pointed to the tape reels on the desk. The customs officer said, โ€œThese two envelopes canโ€™t be worth $2M; I canโ€™t process this.โ€ We went to court, an expert committee examined whether the two reels were worth $2M. Fortunately, they ruled that they were, and we were saved from the charge of fictitious export. The same broker took the same two reels to the same customs officer, with the court ruling, and restarted the procedure. However, during the process, the unit price, quantity, and total price of the exported goods had to be enteredโ€”as per the regulations. To avoid dragging things out further, they looked at the envelope, saw that it contained tape, estimated how many meters of tape there are on one reel, and concluded that we had exported 1k to 2k meters of software. So the unit of software became the meter.
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in reply to economรญstica

@dancer_storm it's from an interview in Turkish with Ali Akurgal, though I cannot find exactly when and where it was published. I am attaching the newspaper clipping to this toot. I translated it to English (with the help of ChatGPT) so that I could post here.

the story was also featured quite often in Turkish media and social media. here are some links with the same story:
web.archive.org/web/2012031721โ€ฆ
eksisozluk.com/metreyle-yaziliโ€ฆ
haberturk.com/yazarlar/fatih-aโ€ฆ

someone else at the same company telling the same story for a documentary: youtube.com/watch?v=UPrOCb0rmvโ€ฆ



I don't do really do boycotts, but being anti-consumer, no company gets much of my money, and when I do have a source choice, while local isn't much of an option here, I certainly will use the best choice possible, and price isn't a driving factor there unless there's a huge difference.


Merry boycotting: US shoppers avoid Trump-aligned businesses amid holiday season | Shopping | The Guardian

theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dโ€ฆ


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@Mark Wollschlager You mean buying from them? In our household, we've only bought one Intel computer in the last 5 years, my husband's Ace magic which might become my main computer once I test drive it, his last two main computers were Apple devices, and mine AMD Lenovo units. I did buy a pair of used Intel based POS units, but I don't think they count.

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โ“Has anyone had a group chat on an iPhone where someone *outside the chat* somehow was able to post in the chat?

Okay, so I am in a group chat with some friends, and we all have iPhones. Last night, my friend got a text from her brother-in-law in the group chatโ€”problem is, he isn't part of the chat group and never was. Even stranger, I couldn't see the post, only she could. She sent me a screenshot as proof she wasn't wrong.

Anyone have something like this happen? Anyone know *what* happened?

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If you're thinking, "I want to get into photography, but I have no idea what to shoot."
Literally anything. As long as it's interesting. Here's a shot of a few controllers on my desk and a Minecraft coffee cup.
You don't need a lot to make something fun.

#photography
#foxwithacamera


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The emperor was sitting in his bed when the assassin came in through the window.

"Welcome, old friend."

"Wait," the assassin wheezed.

The emperor waited for him to catch his breath.

"I'm too old for this," the assassin said at last.

The emperor smiled. "It's been over sixty years since the first time you came to kill me."

"Mm. And a dozen times more. Yet you are still alive. You always were persuasive."

"I hope I still am. I would ask you to do it now."

"What?"
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#TootFic #ShortStory

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"I am dying, with only a few months left. And the pain grows every day." The emperor made a grimace. "You'll finally get paid."

"I won't kill you for money," the assassin said. "Not anymore."

"Would you kill me for the sake of friendship?"

Nobody saw the assassin leave, after.
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When the emperor was naked, death too, was no longer covered. So gave One, the other Right.
Only his clothes, loving world.




Ugh, my smart door lock isn't working, I think the keypad failed or somehow got unplugged. Wonder if'n I can get a replacement keypad.





mastodon.social/@firefoxwebdevโ€ฆ

Time will tell if'n they'll actually do this, but hopefully they will

#firefox #webbrowser #noai


Something that hasn't been made clear: Firefox will have an option to completely disable all AI features.

We've been calling it the AI kill switch internally. I'm sure it'll ship with a less murderous name, but that's how seriously and absolutely we're taking this.

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in reply to ๐ŸŒด Seph ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ‘พ

I read that thread yesterday. I would rather they make any AI stuff an extension that had to be added and approved rather than opting out.
If they come through with a one click "we pinky swear it's all off" 'kill switch' then maybe.
It has been a bit of a drag having to look through the settings and about:config to check for new checkboxes to deselect ai tidbits.


So someone posted their favorite sign over on Mastodon, and I replied with what is my favorite sign, the 'No Straight' sign.

First time I saw this was on a new intersection where one side is a highway ramp, and the other a two-way road, apparently 'Do Not Enter' signs weren't enough, so they put one of these up. Honestly, I'm surprised to know its a standard, Missouri isn't exactly known for sticking to standards, whether its abbreviations like LA for lane, or the non-standard all text signs on the road to my house announcing the road closure ahead and the truck ban on it.

#missouri #roadsigns #mo


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I took part in a debate at the university, 'AI in academia: embrace or resist?'

Before the debate, a poll was taken, showing that most of attendees were on the "embrace" side; after the debate, most were "resist". I had not expected we could sway the opinion, it made me very happy.

gla.ac.uk/research/az/datascieโ€ฆ

#NoToAI






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Oh boy! The orange man is going to live to be over 109 years old... He's already well on his way to becoming a mushroom.
in reply to ebbtide

It's a great piece of satire, but we all know he would put his own name to it and call it Trump Trough. Because narcissist.


Shame, but not really surprising, I mean starting at $60K and that was with a rebate AFAIK? Yeah, it was doomed from day one.

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Hey gang, what's that setting that stops the Mastodon web client from getting stuck on a picture? Like where you're trying to scroll past something and it just keeps pushing you back up ? I think it's something about full width media but I can't find it. Did they remove it? Is there a new one?
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I wonder what changing "Reduce motion in animations" would also do for you.

I noticed I had my slow mode "checked". (and the above one unchecked)



#uspol


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โ€œPeople get used to anything. The less you think about your oppression, the more your tolerance for it grows. After a while, people just think oppression is the normal state of things. But to become free, you have to be acutely aware of being a slave.โ€
โ€• Assata Shakur

#quotes



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Make Pluto a planet again!
Just so we can sow chaos in the astronomy community.

I want to see Eris be a planet. And Haumea.

Make small school children memorize the names of a bunch of Kuiper Belt objects.

in reply to Ren

The definition of a planet was already made that it has to clear a majority of its orbit and if you're all in a belt with eachocher that's not cleared

  • Kels
in reply to The TenuousOrder

@TheTenuousOrder I was being facetious. Saying that they should reclassify everything that is vaguely round in an orbit to a planet, thus giving us hundreds if not more new planets.
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Well I saw someone give that suggestion in earnest, they said they knew the space agency were going to classify all of the dwarf planets to planets and Pluto would regain planet status "like it should have always been"

The tightened standard came in days after tjat comment

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I'm down for Ceres and Haumea and etc for planetaty status! :>






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NEWS! White House confirms Trump's impromptu visit to Walter Reed hospital was to receive 'Dementia test of the year' award newsthump.com/2025/12/19/whiteโ€ฆ

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The White House insists that from now on, the test is called The Trump Test . . .


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In the US there has been 230 school shooting incidents in 2025. In 2024 There was 336.

In Denmark there has only been one school shooting. Not in 2025 โ€” one school shooting in the entire history of Denmark.

The US has 121 guns per 100 people. Denmark has just 10.

It is the guns.

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@Wyatt_H_Knott @benroyce @hexanol || We get to wrapped up in some esoteric political theory that can never happen. If we got rid of the names, Communism, Socialism, Capitalism none of which has ever existed, we could look at problems as problems and take action to fix them and take care of "we the people".
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@A_Minion @Wyatt_H_Knott @hexanol
people want simple answers. grand theories of everything that solve all problems

it doesn't exist

all there is is a constant slog to solve problems as you say

and it gets easier after you commit and work at it

but people don't like that

so they don't do any effort at all

they wait for perfect magic "the bad guys were defeated and everyone lived happily ever after"

a fairytale

which many believe with their constant search for perfect ideology


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