A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "...and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager found the boy and said, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" "Canada, sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there." "Really!" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada!" The boy replied, "No kidding?! Who did she play for?"
Just wanted to share this privacy-first period tracking app with my fedi friendsβ¦ Itβs called Euki, and it stores data locally with PIN protection and no third-party tracking
βEuki is the privacy first period tracker - plus so much more.
Euki empowers you to take control of your health data and decisions with customizable health tools and learning resources- all with best in class privacy features.
SO GOOD. European alternatives for nearly all Amazon, Google, Microsoft products along with alts to Github, Slack, etc. now we need to create a North American version of this. thank you, @vortex! european-alternatives.eu/alterβ¦
For those freaked out about perverts tracking periods, the old fashioned way is safest best way , get a free calendar from the hardware store. You don't need electricity or an app to be in touch with your body
They are torturing children for the sheer cruelty of it. Crisis calls from LGBTQ+ youth spiked by 700 percent after Election Day 19thnews.org/2024/11/election-β¦ via @19thnews
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in reply to codfather #FBPE • • •what's the source? I only see the @ handle
Would love to contact the author