Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump
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Zelenskyy Offers to Broker Peace Between Musk and Trump
βIt is time for the fighting to stop,β the Ukrainian president said.Andy Borowitz (The Borowitz Report)
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Seattle gas station has some of the funniest signs ever and here are the best 25 of them - Scoop Upworthy
Lots of fun ones in here, more than a few I've seen before, but always fun
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Seattle gas station has some of the funniest signs ever and here are the best 25 of them
The sign's punny messages and cheeky wisecracks have amassed a substantial fan following online.Jisha Joseph (Upworthy)
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god β @taur10 on Tumblr
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I kβ¦Tumblr
That's my fetish! by TaniDaReal on DeviantArt
Yeah, I feel this (click on it, Deviant Art rarely thumbnails)
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in reply to π΄ Seph π πΎ • • •The image is a three-panel comic strip titled "TWONKS." In the first panel, a woman with brown hair, wearing a red top, is speaking to a man with a bald head, wearing a blue top. She says, "Tomorrow could you make me breakfast in bed?" The man responds with "OK," and they both smile. The second panel shows the same characters with the woman smiling and the man looking content. The third panel depicts the man in bed, cooking on a portable stove, while the woman sits cross-armed, looking displeased. The bed has a blue cover, and there is a nightstand with a lamp and a kettle beside it. The background is a solid blue color, and the overall style is simple and cartoonish.
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