US: so you're telling us you're really really against child sexual assault. MAGA: yes definitely US: 🔘 ok cool here's a button that will lock up all child sex offenders. MAGA: awesome I'm going to push it US: 🔘 ok go ahead MAGA: well I can't do it while you're holding it US: 🔘 ok go ahead and take it from us then MAGA: 🔘 great I'm gonna press it US: go ahead MAGA: 🔘 it's gonna happen soon US: do it MAGA: 🔘 you're gonna be sorry because some of them might be Democrats US: don't care press the button MAGA: 🔘 look over there a distraction! US: there's nothing over there MAGA: huh weird must've been the wind US: so you're gonna press the button now right? MAGA: what button US: the button we gave you MAGA: there has never been a button US: we literally just handed it to you MAGA: 🔘 oh this button? this button is a hoax. US: no it's not. just press it. MAGA: we will! and you'll be sorry when we do you'll see. US: where'd the button go? MAGA: what button US: the button you just had. the button that locks up all child sex offenders. MAGA: are you still talking about that button? fucking liberals. I bet you have TDS. US: what the fuck's TDS MAGA: Trump Derangement Syndrome duh US: literally nobody mentioned Trump. we just want to lock up child sex offenders. MAGA: ⭕ ohhhh you mean this button. yep here it is. we totally pressed it. US: that's not even the same button. MAGA: ⭕ yes it is US: it's literally missing a bit in the middle MAGA: ⭕ well obviously. you could hurt people with that bit. US: but I thought those people were child sex offenders. that's what the button does. it magically locks up child sex offenders. MAGA: ⭕⚫ oh my gawwwwd fine here's the whole thing. US: what's that blacked out part MAGA: ⭕⚫that's where we redacted Trump's name US: from... the button that locks up child sex offenders? MAGA: ⭕⚫ well that's what YOU say. US: no that's literally what you said. that's what the button does. the button that locks up child sex offenders. the button we gave you. the button you said you were going to push. that button. you're saying that button had Trump's name on it? MAGA: what button. US: oh for fucks sake MAGA: anyway let's talk about that wind distraction.
This cartoon is by me and Kevin Moore. Inspired by the Bible (2 Kings 2, specifically): He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city a…
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I've been following this, I think it's so cool that we might see new Commodore stuff after all this time. I know they're working on mostly new stuff right now, but I'd love to see some of the old stuff get production time too. :)
@Xoa Gray Actually its not, look at any U-Haul, and the gas powered Transit is offered in cab and chassis, they just don't offer it in the electric version
Okay, I don't know then. I've never seen a cab and chassis transit offered before. Most of the things I've seen done that way were trucks. Usually fleet trucks.
@Xoa Gray Yeah, they're rare, I've seen only a handful, but knowing that they've always offered them, to me its just sorta a given. Oddly when I've seen them, they've been one of those utility bodies (KUV) rather than a box truck.
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I have a Bip 3 Pro, which is a fairly cheap smart watch, but cheap means the fitness features don't work great, but that's fine, I mostly bought it to check time and alerts without having to pull my phone out of my pocket.
Thing is I've had a few posts go viral or near viral (what is viral on the Fediverse?), and the alerts are killing my watch's battery, so I had to turn off alerts from @Fedilab Apps . Besides, those have gotten distracting at this point.
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As you surely know (but someone else may not), it was "no man has gone before" in the original series. It was replaced with "one" in the 1980s as a stand-in for "human of any gender, or sex".
Further, they're doing diplomatic missions. Of course they're going to be finding people. If they'd be just interested in colonisation, Enterprise would look a lot different.
"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before!"
Their mission was literally to go where others already are, just no humans. Your take is a prime example of Fake News, by taking a part of a quote out of context.
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