𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight" on Mastodon

US: so you're telling us you're really really against child sexual assault.
MAGA: yes definitely
US: 🔘 ok cool here's a button that will lock up all child sex offenders.
MAGA: awesome I'm going to push it
US: 🔘 ok go ahead
MAGA: well I can't do it while you're holding it
US: 🔘 ok go ahead and take it from us then
MAGA: 🔘 great I'm gonna press it
US: go ahead
MAGA: 🔘 it's gonna happen soon
US: do it
MAGA: 🔘 you're gonna be sorry because some of them might be Democrats
US: don't care press the button
MAGA: 🔘 look over there a distraction!
US: there's nothing over there
MAGA: huh weird must've been the wind
US: so you're gonna press the button now right?
MAGA: what button
US: the button we gave you
MAGA: there has never been a button
US: we literally just handed it to you
MAGA: 🔘 oh this button? this button is a hoax.
US: no it's not. just press it.
MAGA: we will! and you'll be sorry when we do you'll see.
US: where'd the button go?
MAGA: what button
US: the button you just had. the button that locks up all child sex offenders.
MAGA: are you still talking about that button? fucking liberals. I bet you have TDS.
US: what the fuck's TDS
MAGA: Trump Derangement Syndrome duh
US: literally nobody mentioned Trump. we just want to lock up child sex offenders.
MAGA: ⭕ ohhhh you mean this button. yep here it is. we totally pressed it.
US: that's not even the same button.
MAGA: ⭕ yes it is
US: it's literally missing a bit in the middle
MAGA: ⭕ well obviously. you could hurt people with that bit.
US: but I thought those people were child sex offenders. that's what the button does. it magically locks up child sex offenders.
MAGA: ⭕⚫ oh my gawwwwd fine here's the whole thing.
US: what's that blacked out part
MAGA: ⭕⚫that's where we redacted Trump's name
US: from... the button that locks up child sex offenders?
MAGA: ⭕⚫ well that's what YOU say.
US: no that's literally what you said. that's what the button does. the button that locks up child sex offenders. the button we gave you. the button you said you were going to push. that button. you're saying that button had Trump's name on it?
MAGA: what button.
US: oh for fucks sake
MAGA: anyway let's talk about that wind distraction.