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Q: Why did Donald Trump bury Ivanka on one of his golf courses?

A: So he could still cheat on her.

in reply to pettter

@pettter It's a joke!

(Ivanka Trump is indeed buried on one of Donald Trump's golf courses. And he did indeed cheat on her.)

in reply to Charlie Stross

Jokes, in case you've missed it (and apparently you have), are supposed to be funny.
in reply to pettter

@pettter
It's funny because Trump also cheats at golf, so when he plays where she's buried, he's still cheating on her. But it's not funny when you have to explain it. So thanks for that.
in reply to Charlie Stross

@Charlie Stross @pettter Anyone want the serious side of that? IIRC I read somewhere that graveyards don't pay property tax in that state
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