When is a #sausage not really a sausage? Ask the #meat #lobby
Most of what you eat is sausagesI mean, if we’re going to get literal about it. Sausage derives from the Latin salsicus, which means “seasoned with salt”everything and nothing, a Borgesian meta-concept that retreats as you approach it.
But to the legislators of the EU, a sausage can now have only one meaning: a cylindrical object containing meat
Never mind that cylindrical objects containing no meat have been marketed under names such as #Glamorgan sausage (selsig Morgannwg) for at least 150 years
Never mind that even Germans once felt the need to call animal sausages #mettwurst, to distinguish them from other kinds
Never mind that almost everyone knows what “veggie sausage”, “vegan sausage” or “plant-based sausage” mean
A recent survey of 20,000 Dutch people found that 96% are not confused by such terms, which is probably a higher percentage than those who can readily distinguish left from right. The #consumer must at all costs be protected from an imaginary threat.
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When is a sausage not really a sausage? Ask the meat lobby
European legislators may ban plant-based products from using the name to prevent ‘confusion’. Just don’t mention beef tomatoes or buffalo wings, says Guardian columnist George MonbiotGeorge Monbiot (The Guardian)
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Gonna be visiting my pantry and walking around the grocery for awhile, chuckling to myself, and nobody will know the joke…
Sausage.
Sausage… sauce… SAGE.
SAUSAGE!!!
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