Skip to main content




When is a #sausage not really a sausage? Ask the #meat #lobby


Most of what you eat is sausages

I mean, if we’re going to get literal about it. Sausage derives from the Latin salsicus, which means “seasoned with salt”everything and nothing, a Borgesian meta-concept that retreats as you approach it.

But to the legislators of the EU, a sausage can now have only one meaning: a cylindrical object containing meat

Never mind that cylindrical objects containing no meat have been marketed under names such as #Glamorgan sausage (selsig Morgannwg) for at least 150 years

Never mind that even Germans once felt the need to call animal sausages #mettwurst, to distinguish them from other kinds

Never mind that almost everyone knows what “veggie sausage”, “vegan sausage” or “plant-based sausage” mean

A recent survey of 20,000 Dutch people found that 96% are not confused by such terms, which is probably a higher percentage than those who can readily distinguish left from right. The #consumer must at all costs be protected from an imaginary threat.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

#bribes #lobbying #Corporate #profits #CapitalismFail


in reply to 🌴 Seph 💭 👾

[In] the EU, a sausage can now have only one meaning: a cylindrical object containing meat.


See image.

Gonna be visiting my pantry and walking around the grocery for awhile, chuckling to myself, and nobody will know the joke…

Sausage.

Sausage… sauce… SAGE.

SAUSAGE!!!

#BoostingIsSharing

#funny #humor #writer #author #writingCommunity #writersOfMastodon

This entry was edited (1 day ago)