Fortune's Fool - He/Him

2026-07-27 11:15:43

Vicious. #satire

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Unconscious Mitch McConnell Scores Higher Approval Rating Than Conscious Version

Voters pointed to progress on guns, the environment, and a host of other issues that could have been achieved if only McConnell had not been sentient.

^{Andy Borowitz (The Borowitz Report)}