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in reply to Khurram Wadee

How much will the net cost to stop those pesky snow geese sneaking in from Canada?
in reply to Khurram Wadee

Avian influenza is exacerbated by poor agricultural practises in the US.
in reply to Khurram Wadee

It's not the Mexicans and Canadians you should be worrying about. It's the extraterrestrials. Hundreds of rocks, some pretty big, hit the US every day. And they are traveling at very high speed. Imagine how much it would hurt if one of these hit you on your head! Are you going to tell me these aren't deliberately thrown at us by the ETs?

Here's the crater left by one of these.
meteor crater
That's nearly a mile wide! It's in Arizona, of course. Those ETs hate Arizona because it's famously conservative. Home of Goldwater.

Instead of building more walls, Trump should start throwing big rocks back at the ETs. I'll bet Musk would supply the rockets, probably at a discount. That's where our tax dollars should be going!

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